Denver , united states 28 years-old In a relationship
Today, I walked in on my parents doing it. Luckily they didn't see me so I slipped out. I looked outside, trying to take my mind of the horrors I had just witnessed, only to realize my dad's car wasn't in the driveway. FML
Today, my mom and I had an argument about my laziness. We did this as I was eating uncooked rice because I didn't want to have to walk to the kitchen and put it into the microwave. FML
Today, my house got watermeloned. Not egged, watermeloned. FML
Today, I was the victim of a drive-by. The attackers used water guns. FML
Today, I forgot what I was doing while listening to a voicemail and started talking back to it. FML
Today, while reading over my sent application email to a job I have been trying to get, I found out my brother had put "Heil Hitler!" as my signature. FML
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