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Miss Nunya, Business 27 years-old Single

lyla 20 March 2012, 19:15 United States

Take the L

Today, I was on the train ride home from a trip to Florida, and I gave my mom a call. While we talked, I made an offhand comment that all my friends back home must miss me. She knowingly asked if I meant my Sims and my cat. FML

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George Saunders This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff Auckland, New Zealand

Proof

Today, I accused my son of faking being sick. He then blew chunks all over me. FML

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Username 21 March 2012, 17:10 Brooklyn, United States

Today, my boss recognized my shoes under the stall wall and had a conversation with me while we were both taking a dump. I had severe diarrhea. FML

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