Miss Freeport, Maine , USA 30 years-old Single
Today, I had to endure a long drive from Poland to England. We weren't allowed to open our windows. My mum threw up. Twice. FML
Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML
Today, I put a tampon in. The string broke. I had to go to the hospital to get it out. FML
Today, my identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, and whispered in my ear, "I know what you look like naked." FML
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