Laura
Today, I caught my daughter attempting to stick pencils up our cat's butt. FML
fishface_pez
Miss Whittier, United States of America 33 years-old
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Singapore
Bad influence
Today, my son told his teacher that she "has a nice rack." He's four. FML
parentfail
United Kingdom
Today, without even trying, I convinced my 17-year-old daughter that blueberries are just peas holding their breath. I have raised a complete airhead. FML
lerouxmaster
Metal as ****
Today, I received a call from child care. Apparently, my four year-old boy tried to start a mosh pit during naptime. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I realized that I'll have to explain to my child that mommy and daddy met on World of Warcraft. FML