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Today, my mom was named principal of the school I go to. FML

Today, I was on my way to work. Out of nowhere, my period started. Due to allergies, I had uncontrollable sneezes. Now, I have blood all over my pants. FML

Today, my girlfriend caught me using my T-shirt as a tissue. Again. FML

Getting Out of Bed

If you're not a morning person, you know how it is.