nothreat33
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Young at heart
Today, it was my 24th birthday. I got a card from my sister that read, "Here's to another year of complete disregard for age-appropriate developmental milestones." She's right. FML
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UncleBubba13 1
"...[A]ge-appropriate developmental milestones." my ass. You can piss away a large part of your life trying to do the things other people say you're "supposed" to do. It's your life, live it like you want. **** her.
jim_witness 0
Yea, when you hit 30 then you can whine a little. If you are so disappointed with yourself, respectfully get away from the computer and go make a milestone.
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Comments (14)
jim_witness 0
Yea, when you hit 30 then you can whine a little. If you are so disappointed with yourself, respectfully get away from the computer and go make a milestone.
pimrol 16
what are those words: away from computer?
UncleBubba13 1
"...[A]ge-appropriate developmental milestones." my ass. You can piss away a large part of your life trying to do the things other people say you're "supposed" to do. It's your life, live it like you want. **** her.
owneditup 0
is funny cuz u say to **** his own sister… LOL
sandormatyi 25
"Developmental milestones" hints me that it is something biological, like height, hair or ****. Oh, and please OP, do NOT **** your sister despite 4's advice.
froggy123000 0
I don't get it...... oh!!! Is it because your single and still live home with your parents?????
Pearson_fml 0
I agree with #5.
hahaohwell 0
that made my head hurt FML
Phallus_fml 0
Here, your WORST FML award!
LadyWolf92 0
hahhaahhahahaha! that just made my day
Chopramen 0
Acting your age does have its advantages, such as not looking like a complete idiot
88sforlife 0
I Would ******* Love To Get A Card Like That
BloodyMary666 24
Ur sis sounds awesome! :D I absolutely hate birthday, so my Dad once got me a card that said "I hate birthdays..." and had a grumpy looking bear with a party hat on in front of it. And when I opened the card, a voice said some very anti-birthday things. I still have it!