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You OK, hun?

Today, I had diarrhea at work. While trying to be subtle about the noises, the woman in the stall next to me called me by name and asked if I was having trouble. FML

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My theory: they saw OP walk in and heard something that sounded like a lion roaring

hellogoodbye1996 6

she could probably smell it

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If your driving in your chevy and you feel something heavy, diarrhea.... diarrhea!

your coworker has a very good nose. knew it was you just by the smell of your diarrhea!

Wait, how did she know it was you? That must've been incredibly awkward :

wow i wonder what was the dialogue *sounds of an insane diarrhea* - Are you having trouble with something? - Why no the diarrhea i'm having here is nothing but rainbows and sunshine

ArsenalFan12 0

niiiiiice ............... .

itswhateveridk 0

just say " no I'm good" ****...is this really your worst problem?

I hate that it happened to me before

omnimental_kail 1

she called you by name? were you're pooping noises familiar enough for her to recognize you or was she watching you ¯(°_o)/¯

now that sucks!!!?

mayb OP always smells like shit