yessir
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Why dude?
Today, my boyfriend rear ended a cop car because he was texting me. I was sitting next to him. FML
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ChucklesTheClown 4
You have a really dumb boyfriend.
Miguemex95 4
Communication issues?
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Comments (119)
baseballplaya5 7
Sounds like a good storyline for a porno
FYLDeep 26
Well, when he started being a jack-off, how come you didn't yell at him to pay attention to the road? It may not be your fault, but I wouldn't want to ride along with someone who drives recklessly. That endangers both of your lives.
emag_eht 18
I agree. OP could have told him to stop considering it's dangerous to text and drive.
f_ckml432 8
Texting is probably the stupidest thing to do while driving... well other than drinking
PSYqualiac 17
Studies proved texting and driving is actually more dangerous.
Freeze_fml 17
This generation.
kilaguat 4
Your boyfriend can't multi task probably asked the cop.
jackassiddy 8
Trying.. to.. make.. sense.. of.. comment.... brain.. hurts..
BigOrca 2
Could of been worse he could of rear ended a cop o wait he did.
NoLongerExists 11
Not only was your comment really stupid, but you also made my eyes hurt. It's "could HAVE", not "could OF". Is it so hard to understand?
lajaynay 15
I am still trying to figure out why he was texting you in the first place. ... I got nothing.
jackassiddy 8
He was probably texting another girl and when they wrecked he just came up with a stupid lie.. No need to thank my amazing Sherlock Holmes skills..
lajaynay 15
The gf definitely could have checked that though.
jackassiddy 8
If the girl was one of those crazy jealous types that would actually check something like that after being in an accident then he could easily delete his texts.. Elementary my dear..
ty1992_farmlife 12
Goodness, I'm sure the gf didn't check cus of what happened, she was prolly nervous and scared. Maybe even pissed at him lol
G97Alex 21
...Emma Watson.
marmots 0
Why didn't you tell him not to text while driving...
lelandw7393 3
Was the convo like this? boy "hey baby wanna mess around while I drive " girl "sure y not I have nothing else better todo" boy "I'll be waiting ;) CRASH!!!..... Can we continue this later? :-/ " officer "u dumbass u dented my cruiser!! " the end
ohmandapants 17
No, it wasn't.
uniongirl02 0
^Win
takrushi 4
Too bad natural selection didn't win this round
TheCountess 4
Agreed. There's always a next time for these types though, so natural selection may still have its chance.