Riley
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Welcome to Hell
Today, my grandma got up at 6:30am, clattered about the bathroom then sang religious songs at the top of her voice for half an hour. Apparently this is her normal routine, weekends included. She is staying with us for a month. FML
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victorioustunnel 0
so go into her bedroom late at night while she's sleeping and do the exact same thing! it's foolproof I tell you.
jewels1877 0
Now every night.. You can sing/blare your evil music. See how she likes that!
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Mimiroxxi 0
ehhh...it doesnt bother me, my mother does the samething...well use too, every morning. my brother atheist friend came to our door asking us to please turn down the music, my mom reply by saying; "you play your music very loud every damn day but you don't see me bitching!". then shuts the door in his face.
techweed 12
hmm your name is Riley? that name's always kinda turned me on
verlien 0
raven riley. thats why. ravenriley.com
rudie_fml 0
yeah my grandma sings choir so I'm used to hearing her sing. a month isn't anything.
joshosh420 2
old people get up early. its a known fact.
mysteryman123 0
my gramma is 71 and she gets up at 10 and goes to bed at 11! she also screams **** you out the windo while driving down the highway but..
jess6blondie9 3
I think we have the same grandma, sir.
Jensofine 0
lol my mother does the same thing
Cinn_fml 23
It's a month, that's barely any time at all. It'll fly by, and either you'll have realised that for this time you could just use ear plugs or something, or get used to it. Also, you shouldn't be complaining that your gran is still full of life.
mk58 31
I just realized I posted exactly what you just said. OP should realize that it's common sense, and should be grateful. :P
mk58 31
Use earplugs if you have to, and as others have said, be happy that she's with you still.
giggletildeath 0
Don't make such a big deal about it. I am in middle school and I have 2 wake up at 6:00 every morning. plus I am a competitive swimmer so on weekends I have 2 wake up at 6:45. stop complaining
illmatic2 16
That's not very early. When you get in high school you'll probably have to wake up a lot earlier.
boopityboppity 11
Yeah, and middle school is so very difficult. You poor, tortured child.
SirEBC 7
Hey, boopity, lay off man. Middle school is no joke. You have to stay strapped if you want to survive the halls of middle school.
rallets 23
i wake up at 5 >:( beat that
TheDrifter 24
I'm at work by five.
sarapsosis 1
and I don't sleep, I'm a robot beat that ... *beep boop bop*
norwegiantwin 0
Tell her not to do that...
SteelCladAngel 0
aw poor baby to have a gramma who isn't a crazy old **** at Least she dint push you to get in the bathroom before you....