jeoak
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
India
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Today, I was moving into my new apartment. The previous owner had refused to move out until today, and when I got there, I realized I didn't have a key. I was about to call him when I found out I didn't need to; he took the door. FML
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Pleonasm 36
This guy seems a little unhinged if you ask me. A pity he had to bolt before you could stop him.
stinewd 9
Did he take the toilet as well?
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Comments (58)
Catkam623 27
Looks like he really caught you un guarded.
incendiaaa 23
whole new level of creepy past owners. he owns them all.
BinaryGuy 22
At least you don't have to worry about re-keying the locks :D *Always look on the bright side of life!*
GingerNinja7 17
Nope, now all he has to do is find a new door! Way easier, right?
Jaevwyn 17
Does that mean when somebody knocks on it, they're knocking on his door or yours?o.O
ropeandneck 7
shitty grammar is worth my thumb down, but nice comment anyway is worth thumb up. I didn't thumb you at all. bwaahh I'm not a G-nazi, here's a thumb up. now go back on your mat. and don't eat my shoe.
TylerBurden 21
That's not so bad. All the neighbors can greet you and give you cake. Even without knocking!
strawberrywine22 30
Look on the bright side...no need to worry about locking your keys inside! Plus no more wasting time asking who's at the door!
cryssycakesx3 23
he'll have to get a door at some point...
NotGabe 28
Talk about bad luck. -knocks on wood-
outoftown 27
Gives a whole new meaning to "Open House." Hope you get a new door and a plate of brownies, OP. You deserve both, after this!
laya_fml 26
A plate of brownies decorated to look like doors?
darkmis1 18
I think you need to have a talk with your landlord. It seems like they're a bit careless.
PenguinBitch 44
Arm yourself OP. There's a battalion of Jehovah's Witnesses approaching.
AssTard 15
Oh god! How will he pretend "he's not home and not answer the door" now?
vencku 13
There should be a bathroom door. He can be very busy in there and so not be able to open that door. He can even produce smells to drive them away from the building altogether if he wants! It's the right room for it.