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Ugly truth

Today, my six year-old told me I have a big nose. When I told her that she hurt my feelings, she laughed and said, "Don't be silly mummy, ugly people don't have feelings." FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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you need to teach her some manners

lilgirly89102 0

you raised her

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umm, I'm going to say this is a fake profile picture, just cause someone else has the exact same one except the bikinis are a tad different:P

Excellent parenting right there.

Give her a really hideous haircut, then tell her she doesn't have feelings anymore.

And some dorkmeister-style clothing. Then tell her since you don't have feelings, you can't possibly love her, and you don't give a damn about getting her any Christmas presents. If all that doesn't work, just beat the shit out of her. Sorry. I hate evil kids.

Your first comment was funny; but that second part is just cruel, man.

Oh, it's all cruel.

your daughter ****** raped you

is his name stewie by anychance?

onlywhenyourdrea 0

Trust me, I feel your pain. I know it sucks. :(

Tell her she's adopted.

RedPillSucks 33

Then she can say "Thank God I didn't inherit your ugly face"

toohonest4some 2

try to parent a little.

yea yo bad

beat her