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Treat yourself!

Today, I decided to treat myself to a pedicure. The pedicurist began examining my feet, then called his coworkers over to demonstrate how to deal with "excessively crusty" feet. FML

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This reminded me of the spongebob close-up of his feet lmao.

How rude! At least if he took that opportunity he should have explained why to his coworkers in private.

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Don't worry Krusty Krab. I would also be quite crust with them if they caused you a flake of embarrassment due to their insensitive, hard as nails approach to you. #Oh, Krusty Krab, Oh, Krusty Krab, Oh, how I love you, Krusty Krab#

Don't worry guys - it's not off topic/random with Krusty Krab- it seemed relevant after I've seen the spongebob comment and #4's avatar. Hey, what's better than having a post devoting a Krusty Krab song to you?

The screams coming from you when I drown you. Yeah, that's better.

I sounded harsh. I must be on my man-period. Sorry.

Feet just gross me out. But that was rude, I would have left.

Mynameislinh 24

Well! I guess they aren't getting a tip.

Well maybe if you washed your feet that wouldn't be a problem. If it took the most experienced one there to do it, it must have been bad.

It's not an excuse to be that rude.

Yeah true it's a place of business, he should have been a professional about it.

You should have brought over your co-worker, Sideshow Bob.

That sucks OP, I hope you left, if not then I hope you didn't tip them!

"Well thanks alot for the attention you garnered to me bitch, but you just lost a customer" shoulda been your response

unknown_user5566 27

Sounds like you should decide to treat yourself more often, OP. Or ask for a personal foot-spa for Christmas.

should have kicked her.

GingerPanda94 6

I believe the pedicurist was a male, 23. Hence the FML states 'his coworkers'.

How does one say "crusty feet" in Korean?