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Too many JCS videos

Today, I discovered that when you buy ropes, duct tapes, a shovel, razor blades, a fire poker, and a carton of cigs, the police can turn up and search your house for 'prisoners'. Those items were actually coincidental. FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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mmhmm. where are you hiding her

cheeser9 0

sounds like a fun night

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JPLovesAnimals 4

the funny moment when you realize u forgot to add 'and so was the passed out girl in my basement, in handcuffs. naked' that would have been funny.

drewfus2 6

Now I have to try this. Thanks, OP.

I'm favoriting this one!

amyaudra 0

wow these people are annoying. just cause he bought all these items at the same time doesn't make him a fricken killer. shut up.

so what do YOU think those stuff are for?

I love this !!!

shagoopi 2

i would be worried if i was a cop to

neontreeslove 0

lol

hmm.. sounds like you made a card purchase, didn't you? lol

karencorruption 2

what? no zip ties or trash bags???