Health: Today, while running on the treadmill at the gym, the girl next...

By NoPainNoGain - 05/06/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, while running on the treadmill at the gym, the girl next to me slipped and went flying back against the wall. Indecisive whether to get off and help her or to just keep going, I lost my focus and footing and flew back next to her. FML

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patrickkfuckk 0

Friday 5 June 2009 12:11

way to think on your feet.

Frolly_fml 0

Friday 5 June 2009 12:16

Well that's one way to meet girls.

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xoxo_sugarbaby 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 5:14

Wow... Nice one.maybe her prettyness distracted u.... Dude... I mean seriously dude...

turquoisedress 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 5:23

haha YDI for not automatically helping her.

taybean10 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 5:26

Im sry but that is really funny! lol

theofficeiscool 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 5:42

Did you land on her boobs

Thespianism 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 5:53

You deserve it because you actually questioned if you should help the poor girl. Is it even an option not to?

thuryn 2

Saturday 6 June 2009 6:20

#234: Thespianism: Yes, it's a question. See my earlier comments on the subject.

dol567 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 6:22

Why WOULDN'T you help her?

Kitty34_fml 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 6:29

Why wouldn't you help her? How inconsiderate. YDI.

Jarlais 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 6:53

Well, at least she prolly feels less retarded now

GiannaxRevenge 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 7:19

#2 LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO.

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