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By itchy in Idaho - 11/08/2016 19:38 - United States - Arlington

Today, while out with my friends at a bar, I met a really sweet guy. After much encouragement from my friends, I found the courage to go to his place, but left soon after he fell asleep to go back to my apartment. Guess who wasn't sweet enough to inform me of their current bedbug situation. FML

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PrincessShiraz 11

Sunday 14 August 2016 0:34

Hooking up with a guy you met a few minutes ago is "courageous?" YDI and get some new friends.

AutumnMarie3639 18

Sunday 14 August 2016 8:57

People are so inconsiderate. Sorry OP.

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PrincessShiraz 11

Sunday 14 August 2016 0:34

Hooking up with a guy you met a few minutes ago is "courageous?" YDI and get some new friends.

Mechanize 8

Sunday 14 August 2016 1:19

Sort of, yeah. As Louis CK said, men are the number one caise of death and harm towards women. For all she knew, the guy she chose could've been a serial killer.

AutumnMarie3639 18

Sunday 14 August 2016 8:57

People are so inconsiderate. Sorry OP.

roccoman79 8

Sunday 21 August 2016 13:06

Did you get laid at least?

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