Today, while on my way to an important interview, I was stopped and ticketed for speeding. The ticket made me 20 minutes late, but when I showed up, I was told they forgot to call and let me know that the woman I was supposed to meet with called in sick this morning. FML
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psuedodragon 23
Funny you should mention zombie attacks... The reason I was late was because I slept through my alarm after a particularly intense, long weekend, zombie survival prep camp (basically a lot of running in between short classes on survival skills for three days). I know I shouldn't have been speeding, but it was important enough that the $135 would have been worth paying... y'know, if they hadn't forgotten to tell me it was cancelled...
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DocBastard 40
The only reason to speed is if you're late, and the only reason to be late is poor planning. Or a zombie attack.
VannahJane 17
It's your own fault for speeding, however, it is a bummer no one called you
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Maren61 10
I know that feeling :/
merpstyrr 2
Hey, at least you weren't late!
crazybtch 5
but did you get the job???
Kc1001 14
A doctor did that to me once. I got up set and they gave me some glasses cleaner spray. WTF?
ChuckNorris2 4
Here's hoping they still paid you for showing up.
cxex 23
Just goes to show that speeding is the wrong decision.