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BimmerDriver New York, United States

Today, what started off as an amazing date with my girlfriend ended with me driving her drunk ass home while she sat in the backseat making out with her new boyfriend. FML

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BimmerDriver 23

Because I won't let anyone drive drunk, no matter who it is. And it's cheaper to drive them home as opposed to paying for a taxi.

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Pleonasm 36

You shouldn't let people take you for a free ride like that, OP.

MadMaddyson 10

you all are trashing on OP because he drove them home instead of letting them drive. I know for a fact most drunk people will not care for a taxi and will attempt to drive home, so if he were to put them in a cab he would have to pay. so saving himself the cash he drove them instead of letting them drive and potentially getting them both killed. OPs a pretty good guy for doing that and his EX obviously didn't deserve him.

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Comments (307)

DeeEss 9

What a bitch!

jojimugo 20

There is a birch here but it's not her

Pwn17 25

What the hell? Just say **** them and make them walk home! Seriously, you shouldn't be doing any favors for your bitch of an ex girlfriend.

Jemm_fml 29

Why did you make yourself such a sucker for a woman who clearly doesn't give two queefs about you?

angeluv_2014 22

I'm so going to start using that expression.

LycaniaGarou 16

You should've made her new boyfriend drive her ass home instead

jedrools 16

haha i agree

LissaMccracken 23

I wouldn't have given her a ride. Her "new boyfriend" can, and if he doesn't have a car, they can walk.

worldclassrager 41

Well she probably won't remember tomorrow and if her new boyfriend wasn't drunk it's over if not you may still have a shot...

LissaMccracken 23

Why would he still want a chance with her!?

monkeycrutch 14

You just plain straight out deserve it!!!!

astralvagan 20

There is some merit here.... I wouldn't want to see anyone drive drunk even if I hated them.... Not for them, but for the soccer mom they could have possibly hit...

Mouna_fml 16

You didn't had to drive her drunk ass home, you know.

JoshuahColins 19

Why the hell would you drive the guy?

BraulioMan 2

You deserve it for giving her a ride