Today, was the first day of my sophomore year. While receiving my schedule, I burst into tears at the sight of a disfigured midget. I'm now seen as the school bitch for making fun of a midget. I have a genuine fear of midgets. FML
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I'm not saying that all midgets are disfigured. what I meant was that that particular person has an actual disfigured face. And yes, I do have a legitimate reason for my fear. I don't feel inclined to share that reason because then all of the people who already believe I was being an ass will still not agree with me. the last thing I wanted to do was hurt/insult her.
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Snowstar 0
Why the **** are you afraid of midgets?
A7X_LoVeee 10
13 - It's a strange fear but obviously there's a reason why she's scared of them. Also she probably can't control crying when she sees one. Think before posting another ignorant comment.
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Comments (446)
BoredUnicorn 6
That is cray cray.
shamille 5
Errr... "little person" anyone? But anyway. I think I might be scared of them too. Or have something of an aversion. Whatevs. I would just tell them that you cried because you got a class with a teacher you hate... And you were PMSimg.
chengy4191 7
They r referredto as lil ppl......bitch -_-
pinkrink9 5
Horrible bitch
cheer4ever96 8
Midgets are just short people, no need to hate or be scared. I don't blame the other people for assuming that, I would do the same.
bccaper 3
you're a douche bag
BuckeyeNut28 1
wow... this is actually funny!!
kittea86 0
yea.. well i have a genuine phobia of idiots, yet i somehow mustered up the strength to make it through this fml.
beauty2646 0
Stop being such a heartless, shallow person. I'm sure the person you freaked out over has more grace then you ever will. Plus was calling them disfigured necessary? I suppose you're perfect.
SxeDaze 13
Thats nothing compared to my phobia . Mine is the fear of fish gills , specificly a frilled sharks gills or anything similar , I don't burst out it tears but it creeps me the hell out and sends chills down my spine . Its pathetic I know.