Anonymous
Findlay, United States
Today, my waiter turned to me and asked, "Let me guess, Miss I'm-not-fat-I'm-fluffy wants a Diet Coke?" FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
J
United States
Today, at lunch I ordered a Coke. The waiter replied, "Diet Coke?" and I corrected him saying, "No, regular Coke." He shook his head and said again, "Diet Coke." FML
goldendarkness
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to stop by a drive-thru on the way to his place. I asked him to order a Coke for me, at which point he asked if I wanted to make it a Diet Coke. FML
hadrienne's pall
Markham, Canada
Sorry, I didn't mean…
Today, I asked a girl at the restaurant I work at if she'd had enough to eat. When she said yes, I said, "Are you sure?" I didn't realize how insulting it sounded until her equally overweight mom was up in my face, demanding to see my manager. FML
Hungryman
France
Today, I ordered a Diet Coke with my meal from a fast food restaurant. Turns out, they didn't give me diet. My blood sugar spiked and I was sick for hours later. I'm a diabetic. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Gloucester, United States
Thanks Karen
Today, I was taking a customer's order when she said she'd better go for a salad, because she was getting fat. She was actually very slim, so I told her she wasn't fat at all. She took one look at me and snorted, "Yeah, not compared to you, that's for sure." FML
first time at McDonald's in months...
United States
Today, I was at McDonald's. As I left the counter with the food, I heard the cashier mutter, "Fat ass." I turned around and demanded to see the manager. Once he came and heard the situation, he looked at me and said, "Well, it's not like he's wrong, right?" FML
Anonymous
First impressions
Today, while on a date, I accidentally ordered "diet water" instead of saying "diet coke". FML
nerd
Singapore
Typecast
Today, I was on cloud nine when the beautiful waitress I frequently ordered takeaways from told me she didn't need to take my name as she remembers me from before. When I got my food, I saw the sales slip. On it she had written, "Cheeseburger - Fries - Coke - Nerdy guy with bad haircut." FML
Anonymous
United States
Mr Bean
Today, I was at a work lunch, and the waiter brought me a soda I hadn’t ordered. I thought it was a free mistake, so I took a sip. It was actually my boss’s drink. As soon as I noticed, I tried to give it back, but he just stared at me and said, "It’s fine. I’ve already seen you drink it now." FML
fatty
West Chester, United States
Assume the worst, huh?
Today, I was sitting in McDonald's. A lady came up to me and started complaining about the bad service, and asked for the manager. I told her that I didn't work there. "But you must, someone that fat has to work here!" FML
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plasticsmile42 2
Wow, what an ass. dont let him/her get to you op!
MainPrism 16
I really hope you obeyed the cardinal rule of the food industry & waited til after you got your food before telling the waiter what you thought of them... If not, you ate something extra with your food... Pretty much gauranteed...
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coolbrony12 3
Tell a manager ur waiter was being an asshole
dead_insects 18
wow-that douche bag was 300 shades of asshole wasn't he?! If that was me, I would have said, "no, I will be having a large milkshake, thank you", I would then proceed to order only the most fattening dishes, all the while enjoying them thoroughly, and smiling sweetly at him. Then, will the bill came, I would not only refuse to tip him, but I would write in the tip field for him to kindly remove his head from ass before returning to work and make sure the manager knew what happened... but that's just me... ^_^
nerdsgetmehot 23
I agree. I would have ordered the most fattening things on the menu.
taylorandrew 0
It's so mean, but it's funny! I'm sorry
demonkey_fml 4
Um, that would equal you saying, "NO TIP FOR YOU, BITCH!" No doubt your waiter was jonesing for his/her next meth hit. Don't take it personally, complain to his/her manager or online via the internet website for his restaurant chain. Some people don't deserve to have a job. When I was a waitress, I never would have even thought such a thing. I have a feeling that his/her girlfriend/boyfriend just dumped his ass and he was venting. Still, that is incredibly unprofessional - complain to management and/or the website of the restaurant, they take such things seriously. It would help if you remembered his name. In summation, WHAT A DICK!
versteeg1 3
Sounds like Mr 'I'm a grown up but can't land a serious job so I try to pretend like I'm important' needs an attitude adjustment - don't let him get to you, OP
Rocky007 15
1 cent tip. So he knows you just didn't forget. And if it's one of those places that add the tip automatically, have them remove it-they have to do that if you ask.
PYLrulz 17
Someone is not getting a good tip!
goldens_fml 12
Guess who will be getting a 0 percent tip.
MedicsWife 0
Wow! First I'd have told him "There goes your tip, bitch@ then I'd have asked to see the manager.
griffy14 9
The real question is, what did you order before your drink?
Tequilamockngbrd 7
Probably nothing? People usually order drinks first.