Today, my refrigerator defrosted itself. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I learned how to make my fridge colder. I felt that what it was set on felt a little warmer than normal, so I turned it down. Now everything in my fridge is frozen. FML
Today, my furnace and all of my heating systems broke down. A fridge is 3 degrees Celsius; it is now 2 degrees Celsius in my house. I would be warmer in my fridge. FML
Cool phone
Today, I put my phone in the fridge to cool it down. Now it's cold, but it won't turn on. FML
Today, my roommate decided to turn off all appliances in the house to "save" electricity. This included the refrigerator. FML
Today, I came down in the morning to find that my fridge died, leaving water and meat juice all over the floor. My town only has garbage pickup every other week and the last was yesterday. We're expecting a heat wave this week. FML
Today, I spent almost an hour cleaning and scrubbing the inside of my fridge. Just when I'd finished putting everything back inside, I tipped over the open milk carton. FML
Where am I?
Today, I was so tired from staying up late binge-watching my favorite show that I accidentally put my phone in the refrigerator instead of the milk. FML
Survivalist
Today, during a storm-related power failure, I jerry-rigged an inverter from my car to supply the essentials. In doing so, I managed to blow up the fridge, smoke and all. The power came back on 5 minutes later. FML
Today, I bought $250 worth of groceries and was feeling rather good about myself because it's the first time I've been able to do so in months. When I returned home I found my fridge/freezer broken. Most of the food I bought was dairy or frozen. FML
Today, I discovered that my freezer had died when I saw the contents oozing out the bottom. The now-full trash can won't be picked up for another 6 days, and the high temperatures are supposed to be in the 100s all week. FML
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Mauskau 36
fridges are 4°c they cannot defrost as there is no frost in there that is only a freezer dumbass
WTFC 0
Today, I got a call: Me: "Hello?" (excited) Them: "Is your refrigerater running?" Me: (How nice to ask :D) "Yes, it is!" Them: "youd better go catch it!" Me: T_T And that's how OP began to hate fridges
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Comments (65)
jeffprobs 29
My mother is dead, even for 1 message from her I would replace every single one of my calls from my friends. Grass is always greener on the other side. Count and keep your blessings.
HrothgarXII 21
To be fair, my friends never leave messages, they just text. If I have an abundance of messages, I know I am in trouble :p
jeffprobs 29
My mother is dead. I would give up all my calls from my friends for just 1 message from her. Grass is always greener on the other side. Count your blessing and keep a positive outlook on life.
Enkeria 30
Maybe something bad happened so she kept calling you. That's the only thing I can think of.
donuts678 25
At least one person cares for you
natheitz 23
Happy Mother's Day
WallyQ 18
It's Mother's Day! Tell your mom you appreciate all the messages.
tompom331 19
Is there an app to get into FML world? How can I get to it
htownpostman 16
I'd say because it's a random draw..