Today, my mom came up to the school to give me some money and a few water bottles for my friends and me for soccer practice. Before she left, I said "bye", then I realized my 2-year-old brother waving bye to me. So I bent down through the window to kiss him. As I did, my mom moved the car. It still hurts. FML
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SHARIFFO 15
I Would have wrote more to be more specific but the site doesn't allow that much words. This is what happened: "Imagine a car moving in front of the whole school with legs sticking out of the window..." All My Friends laughed, my mom never knew, she never stopped, i was scared as **** to speak so i just got half of my body out in time as she drove off. She then stopped the car & realized asap & asked if i was okay. I was like "o.O?!"
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unFmyLife 0
Who would vote YDI for this? cruel people. Ouch.
girlygirl666 0
I think it's great that you aren't afraid to show your baby brother love. A lot of teen-aged boys wouldn't do that, especially in front of his friends. Your Mom should have been paying attention. She missed a cute moment with her sons, and could have hurt you even worse than she did.
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heart_broken44 0
hope you doing better... : )
Quionic7 0
You were going to kiss your brother? GAAAAY
PimpdaddyCJT 13
#66 are you retarded what does that have to do with this
unilpentium 0
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leelee_DGK29 0
awww :c
waggleninja 0
as long as you didnt kiss him with your balls i dont see the problem
id4l 8
awww