Today, my mattress has gotten so old and trashed that I was woken up by two springs ripping through my bed sheets and stabbing me in the leg and abdomen. FML
gavthewarealpaca tells us more.
Hey everybody, OP here, I love all the puns you have made and the concern. The spring that hit my leg went pretty far in, it chipped a small piece off my femur and the one in my abdomen was only skin deep. I'm currently in the hospital recovering from the surgery to get the little chip of bone out of my leg. I'm doing well and will be out within a few days! Thank you for the publish!!
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Top comments
uz101 14
That's sure to put a spring in your step! Or your abdomen. That works too.
Nathan_Henry 15
I guess you could say you had a rude awakening
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Comments (40)
pancakessdsjsn 17
...how?
heretocomment 12
Happy tree friends came into my mind immediately. I'm glad it's not as grotesque as the show.
liinkinparkfan97 34
I know how you feel OP. The mattress I have right now is terrible. I think it's time to invest in a new one!
AdeenCuffing 12
Best puns ever