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Today, my love life evolved. My wife left me. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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HnyBee13 26

Emma Wedgwood Darwin never left her husband. At least get your facts right.

fazzems 21

Populations evolve, not individuals. At least do the research, writers!

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Comments (50)

photogirlinlove 16

I mean, she was his first cousin....

Dirtbike_USA 10

Why are so many people being pissy?? You guyz must be fun at parties lol

NostalgiaFreak9 43

Can't we just have the ability to unclick votes on stories if we accidentally click on a vote we didn't mean?

Zanquis 22

I kept asking for that also but I think they don't like to hear how bad their jokes are (hense only positive response options)

KenB99 15

I think you mean your cousin

ER1C_fml 22

These are brown because the are shitty.

Boobadoowupski 5

If you're going to call them historical at least have them be historically accurate! How about: "Today, I got rejected from the University of Southern California. Again. For the third time. FML"- Steven Spielberg

Symphoniaes 32

Please stop. ._.

naviajack626 16

Should have been, "survival of the fittest at its finest as my wife left me for a fitter man".

KelseyDaBoyz 21

These are dumb

vanaathiel 13

These are stupid