Kids: Today, my little brother cut up my $60 headphones when they finally...

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By ClearFavoritism - 29/04/2016 11:24 - United States - Charleston

Today, my little brother cut up my $60 headphones when they finally came in the mail because "He's younger and he gets more privileges." My mom agreed with him. FML

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Jatok 17

Friday 29 April 2016 19:52

I really don't understand how a parent could do this. If I ever have kids, this will not happen.

peeta0330 18

Friday 29 April 2016 18:21

What??? Why????

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peeta0330 18

Friday 29 April 2016 18:21

What??? Why????

kittysundae 8

Friday 29 April 2016 19:38

My brother gets away with the same shit

Jatok 17

Friday 29 April 2016 19:52

I really don't understand how a parent could do this. If I ever have kids, this will not happen.

Enkeria 30

Saturday 30 April 2016 3:16

If my son did that to my daughter, my son would pay the price literally and figuratively.

straymondar 10

Saturday 30 April 2016 5:10

I would be guilty of two murders if those had been my headphones

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