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Today, my kittens hunted and killed their first prey. My hamster. FML
Today, my kittens hunted and killed their first prey. My hamster. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Welshite 40
You're supposed to give them a yarn ball, not a hamster ball. Especially when that hamster ball contains an actual hamster.
misspulkadot24 17
Haven't you heard adorable animals don't mix well? Just look at Toddlers and Tiaras.
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perdix 31
Your next pet should be a boa constrictor -- the kitties will love its hugz!
DocBastard 40
Blah blah blah you're kitten me blah blah catastrophe blah blah pussy blah blah. Just getting all the stupid, overused cat puns out of the way.
Kyuzomi 12
Even if you do that doc, you know there are still some lonely idiots who will use it, despite knowing its overused.
perdix 31
Doc, are you not feline well?
Flowtastic 16
^probably not. I heard the cat got his tongue
DocBastard 40
Damn you people. Damn you to hell. And by "hell" I mean an eternal Miley Cyrus concert.
perdix 31
#48, aka "She-Who-Ruined-Kittens-Pussy-And-Twerking-For-The-Rest-Of-Us."
Yakostovian 18
You say hell, them claim a Miley Cyrus concert. At least she is entertaining to look at. Want to punish the eyes and the ears? Make it douche-Canadian Justin Beiber.
Wakachulak 22
Er, no. Miley is not entertaining to look at.
carelessxdanger 9
oh my goodness! first they're sour, then they're sweet :/
FMLprincess023 13
The kittens probably thought the hamster was sour, then sweet, and the next thing they knew it was gone...
flyingflies 36
"Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!" Oh, the irony.
perdix 31
#16, meaning they probably omitted the part about the Béarnaise sauce and Pinot Noir. Those French make every dining experience memorable whereas we just usually stuff our faces.
owhyowhy 4
At least you don't have to feed them lunch.
perdix 31
The saddest part of this story is that I've got "The Hamster Dance" song stuck in my head, and I tried to flush it with Kylie Minogue's "Can't Get You Out of My Head," and I am enduring the cacophonous medley from Hell!
NoFightinDestiny 9
My cat used to stare at my hamster all the time. Turns out she just wanted to chill with him.
imbedderdenu 23
aw I'm sorry! but it is kindu funny...
martin8337 36
Good kittens.
melinal 9
haha thats so cute.. and funny