Today, my husband was fired for chatting online for the third time in a month during office hours. Who was he chatting with? Me, telling him to get off the chat programme so he wouldn't lose his job. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband typed in my work Teams Chat, “FUCK THIS JOB I QUIT” while I was away from my desk. All this because he’s still jealous of my and a male coworker’s friendship. I was terminated. He showed no remorse for what he did and told me to find another job where I won’t “slut around.” FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
Today, I was caught going on Facebook at work. I was called into my boss's office to be reprimanded, and while he was lecturing me on the importance of staying focussed and the misuse of company property, his computer beeped. It was his Facebook chat notifying him of a new message. FML
Today, my boss pulled me aside to chastise me for being "off task" because I was chatting with a co-worker while working on a project. She then spent a half hour chatting with the same person about what daycare she should go to for her new baby. FML
Today, my boss, who was in a heated dispute with a difficult employee, called me via our office chat program to deal with him. The program interrupts whatever you do, making it the priority window. I was in a chat with another colleague, making my response that they both saw, "I have many bullets to spare!" FML
Today, I found out my husband wasn’t really “working from home” in the evenings. He locks himself in his office until the late hours of the night, having intimate Skype sessions with his coworker. That explains why our joint bank account hasn’t seen a direct deposit this past month. FML
Today, I got fired over MSN. I wasn't even online at the time. FML
Today, my boss fired me for "fooling around" on my phone. I was looking for supplies for a surprise party we are throwing him for his birthday, and I didn't want to do it on my work computer because he has access to our history. Also, this happened during my lunch break. FML
Today, I found out my husband has been talking to another woman on Facebook. His only defense was, "I thought I deleted the messages." FML
Today, I got fired from the job I'd had for eleven years for going onto Facebook while on the clock. When I got home, I saw that my boss had updated his status, from work, to "Finally fired that bitch." FML
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scateice 0
I can't believe people could be such dumbasses. People, do you think while he was working innocently that she was ABLE to tell him that on IM? No, he must've been on IM, she logged on and saw him, and said something like," Get off IM now! You're going to get fired!" And the husband idiotically responded back," Ok fine! btw do we have any toast left?" or something along the lines of that that kept the conversation going resulting to him being fired.
matineesuxxx 1
how is this so confusing? she was in the Chat to Tell him to get off so He wouldnt get fired.. BTW fyl and He better learn or dump his ass
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manbearpig28 3
ouch
elisabethecstasy 0
Yikes haha They could have just blocked it really...
plutosaplanet 0
the problem is if the wife knew the husband being online and chatting could get him fired (it wouldnt at my job) im assuming he has been warned before and told her about it. so hes an idiot for chatting even once after being told not to do it and what the consequences for such actions would be.
dude247 0
this is still an fml cuz her husband lost his job and there losing money
razorp 0
it's your fault for talking to him stupid
Neon_POP 0
There were obviously other ways to tell him to get off, so YDI in a way.
alexFYL 11
Uh if he was on AIM or whatever program they use anyway she was probably on it, saw him log on, and was like "WTF are you doing?!" my ex was fired for this stuff too, they kept blocking all the ways he would get around it and then they finally fired him. Said he was wasting too much time online. and he was. his boss also was fired for it too. idiots.
scateice 0
I can't believe people could be such dumbasses. People, do you think while he was working innocently that she was ABLE to tell him that on IM? No, he must've been on IM, she logged on and saw him, and said something like," Get off IM now! You're going to get fired!" And the husband idiotically responded back," Ok fine! btw do we have any toast left?" or something along the lines of that that kept the conversation going resulting to him being fired.
trex23t 0
umm how about fhl Fhislife
WTFsGoingOn 0
Why? This guy knew that he could loose his job for this, he chose to do it anyhow. Now he has to take responsibility for his actions, which means he has to accept that he was fired and find a new job to prevent his family from suffering for his stupidity. I have no sympathy for him, although I do feel bad for his family, he obviously didn't think about them and what would happen if he CHOSE to loose his job. As far as I'm concerned, breaking policy (especially after being warned before) was a choice on his part, and it was a poor choice. FherLife for being married to an idiot who obviously can't get his priorities straight.
ironstove 0
your husband sounds like an epic failure. you should divorce him before you regret being married to him 20 years down the road.