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OperationNicole_fml 0
Oh snap :|
22_fml 0
wow thats bad.....you should find the other guy and tell him just to get her back.
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Comments (249)
oasisaddict 0
:O That b****.
22_fml 0
wow #41...you ae so right....get the bitch back ruin her. tell all her co-workers and stuff get her fired.
DefyingGravity 0
How did you not know after 8 years?!
trilo3000 0
dnt worry all girls are like that. maybe you should go gay or just go make tons of money by devoting your life to work.
Torunn 13
Oh BS.
chris5182 0
typical girl.
MeasaV123 0
Beware the feminist!
pokipoki 0
8 years? what a b1tch. send her poops
Turdferguson88 16
Best idea ever no joke
elleeyeenndeeay 0
^seriously!^ what a *****!
elleeyeenndeeay 0
what a *****! you'll find someone better!
basketballbabee 0
After 8 years you didnt realize something was up? Hard to believe, but possible. That totally sucks though...
sjam 0
8 years?! Dude, you should find 'the guy' and let him know of your hella long record as 'the other guy'.