Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She said it's a good thing, because it was a "mutual decision", and that while she wouldn't mind staying together, I was the one who wanted to split, and she respected my decision. I wish I had been a part of this delusional conversation. FML
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Hey, I am kind of astounded this made the front page, but I also realized that I wasn't logged in when I created and submitted this. I'm the OP. I should have phrased this better, but I was running out of room to create the FML. The actual story is that she flat-out broke up with me, and then went around and told all my friends, which happen to also be her friends too, that it was a mutual break-up, but it was my decision for the most part that split us apart, which effectively framed me as the "bad-guy". When I confronted her on it, she first denied telling her (our) friends this, then changed her story to "she couldn't think of what to say". All this while her new "boyfriend" (of 1 day) was helping her move out of my apartment. Sorry for the confusion in the phrasing.
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DocBastard 40
Don't forget to remind her of the $50,000 that she promised to give you at the end of that conversation. If she gets to make shit up, so do you.
Michyxo 14
Well, I guess at least now you won't have to be part of any more delusional conversations with her...
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Comments (108)
missnuthin 10
sounds to me like it's best that shes out of your life anyway, lying bitch. tell everyone you broke up with her because she's delusional and a liar.
DMIN11 4
well she seems like she's crazy. dont worry about it. there are less crazy girls out there
SoultheWolf 19
She sounds like a complete and total bitch, just be glad you no longer have to deal with something like that. I feel sorry for her new boyfriend though. I hope your friends can believe you, if not always confront her again and have a hidden recorder.
RK626 7
Sounds like you dodged a bullet
MickeyChristie 3
It could've been worse man, trust me
Jirekianu2 19
Dodged a bullet it sounds like
Synair 2
This is when you announce that your homosexual, and the only reason you stayed with her was because she looked like a guy :)
MrLoux 6
Get out while you can. That bitch be crazy!
bernie_mac 7
Girls can be very crazy indeed!! The women I have been in contact with, all want their way, and nothing else. And if you tell them very different, you're the bad guy!