Miscellaneous: Today, my friends, family, and girlfriend came in for a surprise... - FML

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By TootToot - 23/03/2016 19:33 - United States - San Antonio

Today, my friends, family, and girlfriend came in for a surprise birthday party I had no idea they were planning. I thought I was going to be home alone until tonight, and had ripped a series of horrendously smelly egg farts moments before they walked in. Everyone was quiet after walking in. FML

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Halfass 8

Thursday 24 March 2016 10:05

Surprise farty.

aimbug 42

Thursday 24 March 2016 9:59

I guess the surprise was on them.

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LwyrUp 13

Thursday 24 March 2016 13:45

LOL, quiet or unconscious?

death32 6

Thursday 24 March 2016 14:57

im srry but thts funny

Eleora 19

Thursday 24 March 2016 16:03

Well, that's one way to greet your loved ones. Lol jk! How were you supposed to know they were coming over?

guesswhatlifesux 14

Thursday 24 March 2016 20:20

Did anyone else think this was going to be a caught masturbating story?

drrobotnik1 18

Friday 25 March 2016 4:55

This is an absolutely ancient joke. The kind your grandmother used to send in email forwards in 1996

ohSNAPyall 26

Friday 25 March 2016 16:05

Blow out the candles!

ohSNAPyall 26

Friday 25 March 2016 16:12

(Or explode them)

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