Today, my friend sent me an instant message, telling me how excited she was that she was accepted to a FIT Summer Program. I told her I was so proud, and that she can finally lose that excess weight. She told me that she meant Fashion Institute of Technology. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my parents were ecstatic about sending me to an amazingly fun camp. I didn't know until I got there that it was a fat camp. FML
Today, my friend was complaining about how fat she was. To make her feel better I said, "Psh, you're not fat! In fact we're about the same weight!" She looked at me for a second, then burst into tears sobbing, "I'm fat! I'm fat!" FML
Today, I met one of my favorite fitness models. She told me I need to get in shape. I weigh 150lbs. FML
Today, I got to see my best friend for the first time in months. Her first reaction was to say, "Wow, you gained a lot of weight." I actually lost a fair bit. FML
Today, I was walking with a friend to tell him how excited I was for college and even motivating him to apply for the same school, until I found out later that I got rejected. FML
Today, I told my mom I wanted to try out for the track team. Her exact words were "good luck, fatty". FML
Today, after five months of unemployment and hardcore job searching, I got hired for my dream job. I called my mum to tell her all about it, to which she responded, "Great honey! Now all you need to do is lose all that weight." She allowed me all of four minutes of feeling good about myself. FML
Today, after months of dieting, I finally reached my goal weight. Excitedly I told my boyfriend, who gave me a beautiful dress as an early Christmas present. It was a size too small. FML
Today, my best friend told me I lost weight. I was happy because I've worked hard to shed off those pounds. I asked her what changes were evident, she told me that I now have a neck. FML
Today, I went to a high school reunion. An old friend I hadn't seen in a while suddenly came up to me and gasped, "Oh, thank God!" I was about to greet her and catch up when she added, "I'm not the only one who gained weight!" FML
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greatnt249 0
Your friend brought it upon herself if she said "fit" instead of spelling out F.I.T. Still, you should have asked for clarification on what she meant before saying what you did.
PureGold 0
That's a very unfortunate slip xP If she just said the word "fit", it's not your fault, but but if she did indeed spell out F.I.T., you're screwed. And #3, it really is called "The Fashion Institute of Technology" lol.
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jake_fml 0
using acronyms that spell something in text messaging............ brought it on your self..... fail
wrestler_fml 0
It's not your fault! And #1, stop being a baby. To the person who made the mistake: Don't feel bad. If your friend is fat, I understand PERFECTLY why you would naturally assume she's going to an exercise camp. Who in their right mind gleefully proclaims they're going to FIT as in a college, when in reality they need to shed pounds? Fat people need to simply.... STOP being fat! And to the person who asked "who doesnt know what FIT stands for?": I don't. I'm not so institutionalized into college (which is statistically a waste of money btw) that I know every college, even when I don't give 2 ***** about art, or fashion design! Not everybody is obligated to know the names of colleges! I know the colleges IM THINKING ABOUT GOING TO- and that's all I worry about!
redredred 0
#6: It exists; look it up.
jake_fml 0
#12 you strike me as a ********, are you a dick head? "Fat people need to simply.... STOP being fat!" do you tell a drug addict he simply needs to stop being a addict? or a person with OCD he simply needs to stop acting like he has OCD? do the world a favor and don't have kids. or if you do, let your spouse rise them your voice is like the anti-logic shut the **** up
Paradoxasaurus 0
Stop acting like he has OCD, lol.
wrestler_fml 0
#14, you strike me as a fat-ass. Are you a fat-ass? No answer is needed. haha & anti-logic? How's this for logic? ========================= to stop being fat: 1) eat 5-7 small meals a day 2) Exercise hard 1-3 hours a day, 5-6 days a week, doing a mix between sports, running, and weights 3) GET THE F*CK OFF OF THE COMPUTER!!! Spend free time hanging with friends or family, so at least you're mobile, or doing fun productive stuff. 4) eat hot peppers to speed up metabolism. 5) eat an equal balance of all 5 food groups. stay away from fatty foods, junk food, processed food, artificial sweeteners, microwaved/frozen food, or any other type of bad foods. 6) Do ab work while you watch TV... and don't watch TV/computer for more than an hour or 2 a day, AT THE MOST. unless its a football game, or your fav sports team, which is rare. 7) drink a lot of water, so you are NATURALLY less hungry. 8) get more productive hobbies. stop hanging out with low-lifes, lazy people, pot-heads, or do-nothings. 9) Eat a big breakfast, and a smaller dinner. ========================== Being fat is not an addiction. Doing drugs IS an addiction, or at least will lead to one FAST. They cannot be compared!!! That is a sick, unjust comparison that insults one side of the aisle.... ITS SORT OF LIKE SAYING THE GAY RIGHTS MOVEMENT IS COMPARABLE TO THE OLD BLACK ANTI-SLAVERY MOVEMENT!!!
mzmaverickd 7
Hahah she set herself up for that one! It's not your fault.
mzmaverickd 7
And 12? Wow. Why are YOU on the computer? You need therapy.
jake_fml 0
#15 i'm not fat, i am actually 4 pounds underweight for my hight, and i'm not saying that addiction is the same as fat, i'm just saying that you don't just say don't be fat.i eat what i want, and spend most my day sitting school or at a desk doing homework. because i desided it would be fun to take a placment test at a community collage for fun, turns out i should actually be going there instead of being a freshmen. thus i have little time for exersise than i should it's not about eating less or differently it's about finding how fast your metabolism is. so don't put a list like that down saying it will work for everyone who reads it
hotpeppers 0
#12. I LOVE YOU! that was great. :D
PsyPako 0
Oh my.. the truth sometimes can hurts...