Love and Money: Today, my financially-struggling boyfriend found a $100 bill...

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By SpaceWitch - 10/09/2018 22:00

Today, my financially-struggling boyfriend found a $100 bill on the ground. He has not paid for a date since 2013. Today, it's also my birthday. He spent the money on takeout. For himself. FML

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Emma Marshall 19

Tuesday 4 September 2018 0:56

And you're still with him why?

wtfdaemon 3

Monday 10 September 2018 22:04

Get rid of him, he's a ******* bum.

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Nick Falzone 1

Thursday 13 September 2018 3:26

He hasn’t paid for a date in 5 years?!? That’s not financially struggling. That just cheap and or lazy! You need a new man.

macguy4321 14

Wednesday 19 September 2018 18:20

Maybe it's time to find another boyfriend

hmmundecided 7

Wednesday 19 September 2018 22:04

Okay but who really spends $100 on takeout lol

Space†Witch 8

Thursday 20 December 2018 4:35

OP here. What may I say? "Love is a smoke made with the fumes of sighs." W.S In layman's terms, love makes you really stupid. Cheers, all.

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