Hreid254
Temple, United States
Today, my dogs somehow pulled the water spigot off the wall in my backyard. I now have my own private lake. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Bob the builder
Luton, United Kingdom
Doggy heaven
Today, I attempted to fix a leaky tap in my bathroom. Instead, I somehow managed to trigger a water feature reminiscent of one of those Disney park rides, turning my bathroom into a splash zone for my two dogs while I frantically tried to shut it all off. FML
Anonymous
United States
Bad doggo
Today, I got a call from the Sheriff's dept. saying that water was coming out my front door. I ran home to find a waterfall cascading over my covered parking. It turns out my puppy had chewed through the hose that connects the toilet to the water. My entire condo had an inch of standing water. FML
PrinceOfBritain
Chesapeake, United States
Good boy
Today, I was walking my dog through a park with a lake. My dog was swimming in said lake, and then appeared to be having trouble keeping his head up. I put my phone and keys on the ground and waded to my dog. He was fine, but I turned around in time to see someone run off with my stuff. FML
KieRendan
Rio Rancho, United States
Today, due to an unforeseen pipe-related incident, I had to shave my legs in my backyard fish pond, while a plumber assessed the damage to my war-zone of a bathroom. FML
TooFlamingHot
Ashfield, Australia
Kennel fatigue
Today, I arrived at the kennels I work in to find the power disconnected and the water pump off. This meant I had to bucket water and carry it to keep over sixty assorted dogs and cats alive in temperatures over 90 degrees. The moment I finished, the power came back on. FML
ShouldIHelpIt
Northampton, United States
Alas, poor Stuart
Today, I woke up to hear dripping water in the kitchen. Thinking it was someone getting a glass of water or something, I came out to find that it was just a mouse drowning in my dog's water bowl. FML
Anonymous
Germany
Bad doggo
Today, I'm dog-sitting. To give the pooches some exercise, I took them on a long walk through the fields, where they run, play, and sniff around to their hearts’ content. Thirty seconds after coming back home, one of them made a ginormous puddle right on my living room floor. FML
elle
Today, I found out that the peaceful rain I'd been listening to all night was really a broken water-main flooding my entire yard. FML
L.Lime05
United States
Creepy backyard
Today, I found a pile of animal skeletons scattered in my backyard. It appears that last night, mother nature decided to rain so hard, that the graves of my childhood pets floated back up to the top, and covered half of my field. I now have to pick all of it up before my dog sees them. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my dogs broke through our electric fence, one of whom managed to get his collar off. I picked it up and, without thinking, went across the fence line. I screamed like a chihuahua being run over by a bulldozer. FML
Top comments
Enebi 18
Look at the bright side OP, you have a pool now!
haileyrows 26
You know, people pay a lot for those. Thank those mutts with a steak!
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Comments (45)
phantomxbg 17
Fish in it.
unsocially_aware 7
One word for you: RESALE!! You've got a brand new waterfront property!
EarlFug 19
Spigot. Just a funny word. Find me a funnier word than spigot.
Colon_Man 17
Titicaca. Does a place count as a word?
dumboleredneck 11
stock it up and charge people to go fishing
swaglesshipster 23
People would probs pay to come play with your dogs in the water. People love furry critters :D
photographer49 22
#17 I think I'd be weirded out if someone paid me to play with my dogs in my backyard.
Mike_Oxhard 14
Don't blame the dogs unless you have proof. I bet you also blame your farts on them too.
Vlen_fml 20
eh, at least it was outside the house. I had a cat flood the kitchen by turning on the sink after knocking stuff in it just right to stop up the drain, which in turn gave ALL of the cats a cold that i had to also shell out for to treat them for. The only thing worse about your situation is the water bill.
noreallywhat 17
Had that happen to me when I first moved into my house. Took me 10 min to find the water shut off valve for the property. I didn't end up with a lake but I was without water fir almost a week until I found someone I could afford to repair it.
00749200 14
Fix it yourself you people are ******* stupid these days it's not hard it's a simple repair
leadmenot 11
Hope you can swim
Afrochaun 4
it would be an ice rink here.