Today, my dad took me to the empty parking lot of Wal-Mart to try driving for the first time. All was well until he shouted at me for going too slow, which startled me into jerking the wheel and simultaneously stomping on the gas. I don't think Geico covers a Wal-Mart-sized dent in one's car. FML
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gilbirds 8
OP here! I can't believe this got posted. Moreover, I can't believe I forgot to log in. *facepalm* For those commenting about there being no such thing as an empty Wal-Mart parking lot, it was the rarely-used back lot where virtually no one goes. So it was deserted enough for a rookie's practice.
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WeemanIsBack 3
15 minutes in the Walmart parking lot didn't save you money on car insurance huh..
DerrickJames 33
I would like to say it only gets better while driving with parents.. But it doesn't. Better luck next time, OP.
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TheChipster91 5
Screaming at anyone while they're driving is not helpful at all. Especially when the driver is learning. This is all your Dad's fault.
JessiokaFroka 5
Depending on your policy coverage... Yes they would :)
Tiger9099 11
first Wal-Mart parking lot empty O.o second i hope that was your dad's car
fantasyworld 39
Why would anyone teaching someone to drive yell at them? They are just learning to drive and are operating a heavy machinery.