philosophicallll
Cape Town, South Africa
Today, my dad introduced me as his pet orangutan. I'm a redhead. FML
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I know he was kidding. My dad has an amazing sense of humor and I love him very much, but unfortunately for him, the person he was introducing me to doesn't have a sense of humor at all. She now glares at my dad and yells at him whenever he makes any jokes about me. So karma did happen, no revenge needed.
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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tygerarmy 35
If he is saying he fathered an ape, what does that make him?
poorkitten 15
act the part than. throw some feces and what not
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benedictjongoh 10
throw shit at him, and make loud monkey sound when his guests are around
One_Way 43
Do you have a lot of body hair? Maybe I'm lucky (or naïve) having darker hair, but I don't see how being a redhead alone equates to being called an orangutan.
moo77_fml 20
Nowt wrong with a redhead .. I know.. I married one lol
GrumpyGrinch 23
Ginger is beautiful, people use red hair dye/henna for a reason. And your dad is a dick, because either he is a ginger himself or he loved a ginger enough to make a child together. Now making rude remarks about your colour. You got those genes form one of your parents!
cek727 16
Actually, that's not entirely true. My father was a blonde and my mother was a brunette, and I'm a redhead. Genetically speaking, both parents have to carry the gene. They don't have to be redheads themselves though.
Solano2580 24
I don't like when people say Ginger, I prefer Redhead. I am not one, but I am attracted to them
yeemahlifesucks 10
A black red head?
doemetoch 28
Why would you assume OP is black?
lunaangel 14
oh come on that's funny
wordygirl 11
Your dad is a hoot, rendering him an owl. Introduce him as such.
juicy_extasy 25
Joke gone bad?! Wow!
aimbug 42
Lighten up Op. This is quite funny.