Today, my creepy 12-year-old neighbour stood on his trampoline, looked over my fence and started waving a large net around, chanting my dog's name. Now I'm scared to let my dog outside alone. FML
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Wonderful_0 19
Hi no my dog is very controlled and well behaved, and only barks to ward off danger. However, because he's just a big softie, (he's a border collie/black Labrador cross breed) all the neighbours love him, but apparently this kid loves him a little too much...
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milkman18 16
Relax he's just training to be a Pokemon master.
ProfessorMctitie 20
Thats when you get a bigger net and start calling his name
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Comments (57)
lvegadelgado_6 11
? that must suck
johnfulcher90 12
he prolly just wants to **** it
MRSwick2525 23
Wow you really are a disgusting **** aren't you!?!? Why would you even say that, joking or not.
katina1236 20
I totally got a memory flash of that psycho kid from toy story. Maybe go out with your dog, I wouldn't trust a 12 year old kid who's showing some psychopathic tendencies
LazyLion 12
Gotta catch em all
JacobRSE 18
These FMLs today are beyond funny.
middlenamefrank 8
Does your dog bark nonstop? Does he keep people awake? Get out and tear up peoples' yards? Maybe you're not being a very considerate dog owner.
Wonderful_0 19
Hi no my dog is very controlled and well behaved, and only barks to ward off danger. However, because he's just a big softie, (he's a border collie/black Labrador cross breed) all the neighbours love him, but apparently this kid loves him a little too much...
Amorettex 19
That is creepy as ****. Don't leave your dog outside alone!
TallMist 32
There's always that one guy that assumes the OP does something with absolutely no evidence at all in the FML JUST to try and make it the OP's fault. Always that one guy.
mesha20 19
He's either gonna kidnap your dog and keep it or kill it. Just saying.
RealSuperSand 21
Kids are psychopathic, keep your dog safe op.
mkhygdrwacybino 4
crazy bitch
Xobubblyxo 23
Idk why but this FML really reminded me of Lord of the Flies