Today, my cell phone rang while I was still asleep. I picked it up, half asleep, only to find it was a wrong number from some guy. Three minutes later I receive a text message saying "Hey, you sound cute..." from the same number. I looked to see if he was local. I'm that desperate. FML
paprgrl421
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He was local, no I didn't respond. I live in a less densely populated area (i.e. small town) so it's very easy to see where he was from. I can even pinpoint his cellular carrier by his area code+***. That's how few places offer cell service in wisconsin
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rukusrazor 0
Ha ha.. So, how's the relationship been?
august82 0
Sadly enough, I wish that would happen to me
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chocolatenumnums 0
a vibrator can be as local as it gets
chelzy 0
yeah!! masturbation ftw!
coffeennicotine 0
Well, everyone's a stranger till you get to know them. That's how everyone forms relationships whether it e friendships or romantic relationships. So, I agree with #37
makeitglow 0
lol 21! word
Karnezar 2
Three minutes later? That's just enough time to see if your phone number was local :D
xstargirl 0
So...was he local?
jmeg_fml 0
Sounds more like opportunity knocking (texting?) than desperation to me. :)
YukiKirai 0
I think kit's awesome. He might be dreamy?
Amkii 0
LOL! That's actually kind of cool! You should go out with him!
ammali 0
That's not really that strange, I think it'd be a neat way to meet someone if the relationship worked out. That's not desperate OR an FML.
Pirate_argh 6
Today, I called my girlfriend from a friends house. After telling her, that it was wrong number, I texted her, acting like "the seducing stranger" to see her reaction. After reading this FML i found out, that my girlfriend of 2 years is desperate. FML
bella789 8
I don't get it...was it you who did it to her then? :p