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minauto San Antonio, United States

Today, my car was found with a smashed window and a torn-apart steering column, in order to hot-wire it. The thief didn't get away with my car, though. The engine was in the garage, where I've been working on it for two days. FML

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This actually happened to my boyfriend but he posted it from my account since he doesn't own a smartphone himself. he pulled his engine from his car to work on it (he's an auto tech student) and had been without a car for a few days. luckily he was planning on getting a new ignition, he wasn't however planning on replacing a perfectly good window... but thanks for all the comments guys, i'll be sure to let him know about all the support!

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I'm guessing the thief didn't see the "check engine" light.

This literally just happened to my car two days ago! He not only failed to hot wire it, but he left his phone and screwdriver in my car. -.-

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stupid crooks are stupid

mountainguy 7

good thing the thief wasn't Fred Flintstone.

I hope that police report makes it to Dumb Scum.

Thank god I have never had that happen wether I'm doing a rebuild or not

that awkward moment where you fail as a criminal.

Sorry, OP

Aw man, sorry bro. Good luck on that steering column and finding parts.

Today I tried to steal a car, turns out there was no motor I'm the car. FML

hey at lest the whole car didn't get stolin

Best anti-theft defense. No engine.