soooyeah
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Today, my boyfriend and I were laying naked in my bed making out. All of a sudden, we hear "pop goes the weasel" outside my house. My boyfriend stops and excitedly says, "ICE CREAM MAN", flips me over, grabs his clothes, and runs out of my room. FML
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laxinmidge 0
you've chosen a winner.
DRchika 0
That stinks... but hey who doesnt love a good icecream cone? ^_^
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vanityinsanity 0
hahaha wow is your boyfriend like ten years old this really doesn't constitute a FML
The_Sadist 13
#46 - Nice Pun... OP - You need to relax and have some fun. Your bf is awesome. Don't all the women's mags constantly tell you that you should be with a guy who is spontaneous and whimsical... Although the fact that you were mid foreplay might get irritating it's still all in good fun.
fourstringr1 0
lmao, thats one of the funniest things I've read on hear. BTW, guys always have to hear about how all they think about is sex. Then when we prove otherwise we get crap for that too.
nikkirito 0
This is NOT an FML. It's HILARIOUS. I would be laughing so hard I'd be crying. Mostly because I could totally see my boyfriend doing this ...
jennikins 0
LMFAO, mega cockblock! but who doesn't love this ice cream man :) i'd find that funny, not fml.
Jellybones 0
I would have done the same exact thing. You seem like a shitty girlfriend.
anglcdvl89 0
Did he jump up and down and clap his hands excitedly while in line while figuring out what he wanted? #31, I agree. Kinda makes all girls/women (because we know some of these haven't finished going through puberty) seem like ****** doesn't it?
lkrofct 0
hahahaha. I love this. Not an FML
xxPrettyJane 0
ahahahahahah this is hilarious
ftsk_fan_12 0
if youre trying to say something melodramatic like "so basically, my boyfriend is more turned on by ice cream than me." that is NOT true and you know it! i woulda done the same thing! well im a girl, so itd be vice versa but you get the picture haha. oh and btw, i hope you didnt freak out on him because he seriously sounds AWESOME haha.