Anonymous
Belgium
Today, my boss refused my resignation and acted like nothing had happened. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Paul
United States
Today, my boss called me into his office. After yelling and firing me, his assistant comes in telling him he had mistaken me for someone else. He did not give me my job back, as he claimed it would make an awkward work environment. FML
Inthedumps
Jerseyville, United States
Today, my boss is still refusing to hire any more people because he's convinced I can handle all of the work after the majority of staff quit. FML
outofajob
United States
Today, after not receiving my paycheck for over a month, I confronted my boss about it. His response? "You still work here?" FML
Anonymous
United States
Whipping boy
Today, like every day, my boss was complaining about something or other, but this time it was work that I knew he'd done himself, and he still blamed me. FML
faeliality
United States
Today, my boss called me and asked why I haven't been showing up to work. I didn't show up because he fired me last week over the phone. Then he fired me again for not showing up to work. FML
xmeatballx21
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Manager of the year
Today, I received a phone call from my old boss asking me why I wasn't at work, to which I responded, "Because you fired me yesterday." He didn't say anything, and hung up. FML
Anonymous
Lidingoe, Sweden
Great minds think alike
Today, I came in to work to hand in my resignation. The minute I walked in, my manager took me aside and said he wanted to talk to me in private. He then cancelled my position and fired me. FML
Chelsea
United States
Goofs and gaffes
Today, I called my new boss by my old boss's name during a meeting. My new boss said nothing, but just glared at me in silence. Somehow, I think he wasn't impressed. FML
gt
Canada
Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML
fucked5waystofriday
Angola, United States
Today, my boss told me to resign within the month, or he'll fire me and give me a bad reference. I talked to him about it again later on, this time with my phone recording everything, so I could take the proof to HR. I guess he knew, because he acted like he had no idea what I was talking about. FML
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Garnetshaddow 30
I know it's probably a mistake... but I laughed when I saw this was under "intimacy" instead of "work."
jerseygirl94 11
You should talk to HR about it and make sure you make a paper trail.
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EbyKat 16
He's probably the kind of guy who pretends a break up didn't just happen either. ?
Namenlos_fml 20
If you want out of the job that much, just stop showing up according to what your resignation said. If your boss can disregard your intentions to leave, you can disregard their denial.
Bubblezx 12
Can they do that?
MiFieren 4
I had the same with my boss. He wanted me out, but once I consulted my union because I did nothing wrong, he acted like he just wanted to 'motivate' me to do better next time.
DRaffie 18
"I want to Hand in my resignation letter" Boss: "Nah" "What?" "nah, well back to work or I'll promote you!" "But, But...."
kjd 7
It's illegal to refuse a resignation in Belgium. Your union or lawyer can help you for free.
AmbrosiaFan 19
Was it emailed or paper copy? I would email him and copy someone else. Then on my last day I'd leave and not come back.