earthlyscum
Tinley Park, United States
Today, I woke up to my roommates "pet" snake casually lying in bed with me. I then got yelled at for screaming and scaring the snake. Apparently, it's my fault that it bit my chin. FML
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_Peppermint_ 34
How else were you supposed to react? It's a f@#king snake!
MrDonSalvetti 27
YDI for having such a delicious looking chin! ;)
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TishaHowlett 7
Not to agree with your roommate for yelling at you, they should have kept their snake where it belongs. However the snake bitting your chin was probably because you spooked it when you screamed.
keyofdestiny13 24
Well, if it bit you because you screamed, then that IS your fault. Tarantulas bite if you scream by them, too. They're just defending themselves.
Lexipants 21
Guys! The snake was NOT sizing him up! That's an urban legend!
reiichan 18
Holy sh*tsticks. I would've done the same thing and moved out.
Ted_brosby 4
YDI for living with someone that owns a snake.
Duckay 11
While no doubt it was startling to wake up with a snake in your bed, and it totally sucks to get bitten, just to be clear, there's no truth at all to the "sizing you up" myth. It was doing it for much the same reason wild snakes lie on rocks in the sun... it was cold and found a sweet warm spot.
daddysgirl8 21
But snakes are cute.
prostar9993 15
Need a new belt?
1947Chevy 17
Depending on how big it is if it was perfectly straight you would be better off convincing her to get rid of it. That means it's seeing if you are small enough to eat.
Lexipants 21
No. No it doesn't.
tehdarkness 21
Aww he wanted to cuddle :p