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Embarrassed Whitby, Canada

Today, I went to the gym for the first time. I was nervous about using the showers because I'm embarrassed about my dick, but I felt better when I heard that guys don't check each other out in the shower. I was fine until 3 different guys talked about my junk. FML

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Did the gym not have private showers and was it too hard for you to cover up your privates?

I feel so sorry for you. All of us guys with huge cocks have to withstand the jealous barbs from the smaller dudes.

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Beginning in 7th grade, I took a shower daily w/ 60 other boys for 3 years, then HS teammates, showered at Y’s and rec centers countless times as an adult. NEVER has anyone talked about anyone’s dick. Something’s not straight about this story.

The_candyman 13

First rule in locker room talk, dont talk about it outside the locker room.

Umm ok OP straight men would never talk about another man's junk regardless if it were as small as a gherkin pickle or as large as a summer sausage those men were probably gay and only talking because they liked what they saw, so stand tall go workout and see if you can find a gym that doesn't have the old school open shower design,they can be awkward and smelly ☺️

What man checks out another guy's junk in a public shower...not homophobic.

my biggest question- were there curtains, walls or was it just completely open air?!

If you don't want people to talk about your dick maybe don't whip it out in front of them? Just a suggestion.

dragonladiesfire 19

If you think of it this way...if they were able to notice it, talk about it and critique it, then you have something worthy to talk about it.