SarcasticRoach

Mr 64 years-old In a relationship

wrock84 8 May 2016, 01:50 San Francisco, United States

Today, I tried to fix my wife's brakes and change her oil before I worked on my truck. Seven hours later both vehicles are unusable. FML

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punmessiah 4 July 2016, 06:09 North Richland Hills, United States

Today, I went to my friend's little brother's birthday party. A few of the younger kids were hitting me with a pool noodle, and I didn't really care until a 9-year-old loudly exclaimed, "Hit her in the pussy!" FML

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