Today, I went on a Tinder date with a hot British guy. He spent 90% of the date talking about his ex, but I invited him back to my place anyway. He came after 20 minutes of foreplay then left without even offering to get me off. FML
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OP here! This is my second FML to get published this week, either I'm on a roll or my life is just really shitty lol. I was pretty bitter when I posted this but in hindsight, yeah, it was a pretty stupid decision. Looks (and a cute accent) aren't everything I suppose! I guess I was more surprised that he left so abruptly. Like, he came and then put on his clothes and walked out with barely a goodbye. I've had meaningless Tinder hookups in the past and they were always at least nice about it. I guess those were just flukes. Definitely learned my lesson!
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skippydoda 32
He spent most of the date not focused on you and you expected him to not be selfish in bed... YDI.
CrusnikRoxas 20
...Why would you invite a guy like that back to your place? xD OP, you need to respect yourself a little more! You deserve better than that, and I'm sure you can get better than that. :3 Just...you know, try to get with people who want to actually be in your company?
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Comments (37)
corky1992 33
This is 100% your fault. He talked about another girl the entire time and yet you still took him home? Lol. Must have been pretty desperate to get some at that point. Cant expect him to care about you getting yours when all he cared about was his ex
TheDiceMan69 3
That's what they invented the ***** for. Now get to work sweetheart!
Rylee Holiday 7
You definitely deserved it!! Why invite someone to your place who hasn't stopped talking about his ex? And then complain about it?!
Talented73 54
I am a cunning linguist.
Talented73 54
Q: What do you get when you cross an anteater with a vibrator? A: An arma-*****.
milksquad 11
OP here! This is my second FML to get published this week, either I'm on a roll or my life is just really shitty lol. I was pretty bitter when I posted this but in hindsight, yeah, it was a pretty stupid decision. Looks (and a cute accent) aren't everything I suppose! I guess I was more surprised that he left so abruptly. Like, he came and then put on his clothes and walked out with barely a goodbye. I've had meaningless Tinder hookups in the past and they were always at least nice about it. I guess those were just flukes. Definitely learned my lesson!
wickedgetz 30
yeah, you deserved this one, the guy didn't really connect with you on the date, it should have been obvious that he wasn't going to connect with you in the bedroom
sayhisoph 26
How desperate where you ...
THE COLIN 12
To him he was also ******* his ex
nzfireman 14
omg.... you should try a new zealander ;)