Today, I was working the drive-thru at McDonalds, and as I handed out a Diet coke to the customer, the man started growling and yelled "HULK SMASH!" He smashed the cup with two fists and drove off. I was drenched in soda. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while working the drive-through at McDonald's, I was handing a gentleman his vanilla shake. He responded by popping the cap off, yelling "Fire in the hole!" and throwing it back in. He then quickly drove off. I was covered in vanilla shake. FML
Today, as usual, I worked at McDonald's. Although I tried to diffuse the situation, an old man was absolutely furious, and punched me in the face over BBQ sauce. FML
Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman returned to the drive thru because her fries weren't hot enough. She was so angry about coming back that she threw her cold fries at me through the window and told me to "choke on them." FML
Today, as the manager of a McDonald's, I had to ask a group of high school kids to calm down after several complaints from other guests. Their rational response was to pour soda on my head and throw burgers at me. Upon returning from chasing them out, I sprained my foot. FML
Today, my friend and I were eating in my car in a McDonald's parking lot, when an angry, drunk man stumbled out of the restaurant and into his car. He then hit the McDonald's wall, turned around and sped straight into my car. I only bought it a week ago. FML
Today, I grabbed a coffee at the McDonald's drive-thru on my way home from work. As I drove away from the restaurant, a kid darted across the parking lot right in front of me. I had to slam hard on my brakes to avoid hitting him, in the process spilling my hot coffee all over my jeans. FML
Today, after a long, horrible day at work and some fighting with my family and my girlfriend, I decided to cheer myself up by going to McDonald's for a change. I burst into tears when the cashier told me they couldn't make me a Mars McFlurry because they'd run out of ingredients. FML
Today, my mom was "that" customer at the local drive-thru. She slipped into attention whore mode and bitched the guy out for not giving us extra fries. He said she didn't ask for any, which was true. Instead of apologizing, she swore at him and floored the gas, sending our drinks spilling all over me. FML
Today, I went to my favorite drive-in burger joint for dinner. As I was nearing the end of my burger, I grabbed a cup from the cup holder that I thought was filled with soda. Instead, I got a mouthful of dip spit that a friend left in my car. FML
Today, I went through a drive-thru and ordered a milkshake. When the cashier handed it to me, for some unknown reason I confidently grabbed the lid instead of the cup. Guess who’s now wearing the milkshake? FML
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OcampoFTW 4
hulk no want diet
Keyganator 5
you gotta find the humor in this man, that's probably the funniest thing you'll ever see in a drive thru.
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Comments (260)
liy223 6
I understand why your angry: he should atleast have been kind enough to order a delishious flavor of soda.
sheethapins 13
For my first grammar nazi moment, it is spelled "delicious." :D
AllTiimeLow 1
Says the guy that has his username spelled "sheethappins"
Tbird_2011 0
Funny as hell I laughed my ass off reading this
mandyy702 0
omg! u tight! I'm deff gonna do that one day! mad funny
mismonroe 0
And again in English?
jaint 0
ya shawty man be a trippin east coast mad props to ma holms in Budapest peace see anybody can talk like that
ashleyylove3 22
You can either: 1. Try again in proper English. 2. Leave. P.s. Don't let the door hit you on your way out.
Stupend0us 7
At least this was different than the fire in the hole drive thru pranks. I like this better.
missjessmac 0
dw Hun I know how that feels. i worked at macas for 2 years and I have some very wild stories like that....
jaint 0
haha sucks to be you working at mcdonalds for two years XD
wriptidez 0
wow funny but sad
allykaaay 5
bahahahahahahahahah!! that's awesome!
osf777 2
Someday OP, you'll look back this and laugh and laugh. Then you'll probably go on a serial rampage the next time someone does something stupid. Oh and
Jolianneharper 3
my friend keeps doing "hulk smash"
THEMANSTER122 0
lmfao