Health: Today, I was walking to my friends Halloween themed birthday...

By Pwnedofthedead - 03/10/2009 15:34 - Canada

Today, I was walking to my friends Halloween themed birthday party in my zombie costume. Apparently, my crazy coke addicted neighbor found the costume too realistic. He tackled me. FML

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8trickster8 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 20:05

You can never be too careful.

GlennD 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 20:03

Lol, awesome.

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BadLuckTuck 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 0:53

At least he forgot to do the "Double Tap."

epicwinmaster 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 1:07

can i have your neighbor?

kaatie 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 1:18

Organise before they rise...

iEATdreamsx 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 2:54

FYL for not being Zombie Kid

killurbeer 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 3:19

******* lame come up with a better story

mustbetheganja 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 4:23

Hey, if you you were all coked up and saw a ******* zombie on you street, wouldnt you takle him too? That shit does crazy stuff to you man.

juanza92 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 4:30

theres 28 days left for halloween man..... i think this is fake

greent_fml 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 4:35

i call shenaniganz. either that or youre a dumbass. cocaine is a stimulant not a hallucinogen.

monnanon 13

Saturday 21 November 2009 13:57

he didnt hallucinate that the guy was a zombie tho did he, he assumed that the guy, who was actually dressed as a zombie, was a real zombie.

roflcobra 4

Sunday 4 October 2009 4:57

Be grateful he didn't have a shotgun

YourLifeIsntOver 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 5:15

He's got balls. Who would tackle a zombie?

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