Today, I was walking to my car with 600 dollars worth of books because I start college next week, when I was robbed by some guy that sounded like Cartman. He punched me because I could not stop laughing whenever he would try to threaten me. FML
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OhWhoCares 42
I got an FML published!!! Lol wow and I submitted it when I was still pretty upset I didn't think it'd get published :P Okay anyway I ended up calling the police and they were able to find him, along with my books and apparently a ton of other stuff since he'd been robbing people all day and drugs. Hopefully this isn't an omen or anything about my upcoming semester...
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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buckdharma 38
"Respect my authoritah."
Sebastian2022 22
Who on earth wants to steal college books? :P
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RedDelirium 14
Good luck at UNI!!! The first few weeks can be overwhelming and stressful, but once you sink into it you will have such a great time :) I'm in my second semester and I am really starting to enjoy it! Don't be afraid to change courses either if what you have chosen isn't right for you :D
falsecut 12
"Screw you guys, I'm going home"
Flyndaran 10
I'll never forget the time long ago when my 16 year old half brother tried to beat up 12 year old me. His punches were so weak I couldn't get up from the couch due to laughing. His face turned purple. Serves him right for starting a fight.
pixigem 15
Now everytime I watch SouthPark, I will be thinking of this haha!
L0ts0b0ts 14
you did deserve it but YLS because it was a waste of money
ShadowStarEXE 35
Why does he deserve to get robbed?