Today, I was the only driver at the pizza place I work at, since it was the morning shift. My recently made ex-boyfriend ordered pizza for delivery. Guess who got to take it to him. And guess who got a 34 cent tip. FML
MagickAngel tells us more.
OP here! I'm really surprised this was published! Let me clear up a few things. I do use my own car and I make less than minimum wage here in Michigan as a driver. I was actually in an accident because I was delivering last month so my tips have been going towards repairing my car. I put about $20 in gas in my car a day and the opening shift starts at 11 AM. I was not the closest place to my ex, in fact it's a 20 min drive to where he was working when he called and asked me to bring him pizza since he couldn't leave the garage he works at. He knows I am the opening driver right now because I hadn't replaced my headlight after the crash yet. The 34 cents was the left over change after I gave him back his cash. We broke up just over a month ago after 2 and a half years living together
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smxiricky 23
wow immature much? to me it doesn't make much cents..
GigaPudding_fml 24
If you're that upset with someone, why would you order pizza from the place they work at?
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Comments (69)
Madrias 36
I can see why you broke up with the childish little bitch.
trucker2 33
Define take care of him ?
IndridWarm 23
I misread that as "34 per cent" at first and wondered why people were saying that's low.
straymondar 10
You should have spit on the pizza OP.
Lightparticle 8
The question is, was that the only small tip he's ever given you? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
TheGoatTamer 10
That's worse than no tip at all. What a douche.
ArbysHasTheMeats 8
I bet you would've got a better tip if you gave him a succ
igg125 30
At least he tipped
Jester_8407 2
Well you know you deserved it OP.....
MagickAngel 7
OP here! I'm really surprised this was published! Let me clear up a few things. I do use my own car and I make less than minimum wage here in Michigan as a driver. I was actually in an accident because I was delivering last month so my tips have been going towards repairing my car. I put about $20 in gas in my car a day and the opening shift starts at 11 AM. I was not the closest place to my ex, in fact it's a 20 min drive to where he was working when he called and asked me to bring him pizza since he couldn't leave the garage he works at. He knows I am the opening driver right now because I hadn't replaced my headlight after the crash yet. The 34 cents was the left over change after I gave him back his cash. We broke up just over a month ago after 2 and a half years living together
Thegoofygoober 15
Sorry to hear about the whole issue, hopefully you can get some quick cash so you can work the evening shift again. As to the boyfriend, ****'em cuz 34 cents is a slap in the face.
Big_D_Real 12
Get a court ordered restraining order against him for harrasment, since that is exactly what that was. Then his dumbass can get his pizza somewhere else. He's a punk.
catdog414 11
That's not harassment. She made no clear statement that she did not want him to contact her. So while its still a dick move, it cannot be qualified as harassment.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Yeah, maybe that place just has good pizza!
jasen352 9
That's not harassment...