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Today, I was reading my girlfriend's girly magazine. There was an article stating that if a girl tells a guy his dick is the perfect size, she really means that it is too small. My girlfriend claims everything in the magazine is right. She told me my dick was the perfect size last weekend. FML
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genius_man16 1
It's not the size of the boat that counts, it's the motion of the ocean.
Failercoptor 0
there isn't anything men can do about the size of their penis, so women should stop complaining.
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ful_fml 0
I never understand guy's like this; you shouldn't need someone else to tell you how big or small your dick is.
nomadxx7 0
#63 That is true but on the other hand, girls don't have to guess if they are big or not comparatively. They make different size bras from A on up. I've never seen some sort of penis support system that actually gauged size. Just thought I'd throw that out there
TheOrpheus 0
don't worry, its just female propaganda
greatnt249 0
Insecure much, #62?
Mattyknows 0
To be honest; the "**** my life" bit is; you're with someone who believes everything she reads in a magazine. FYL. FHL. Would "FYLs" Be "**** Your Lives" ? If so, FYLs.
girlgeorge_fml 0
~7" is the perfect size. : )
btopishere 1
#21, that is a fake rubber 14-inch tube he puts over his penis.
YerPal 0
That's why it's nice to be gay. Even if my dick isn't huge, maybe my boyfriend's will be huge. It's nice to have two cocks in the relationship.
curious_missy 1
1. sometimes we do think it is the perfect size 2. those stupid magazines arent always true! specially about sex. 3. cosmo has a "what guys think" thing, so write an email to them asking about it.
Mikeymikey 4
just tell her that maybe the magazine is the perfect size... and go off have fun.