Kids: Today, I was on a roller coaster and this 13 year old sitting...

By rollerSWEETness - 03/06/2009 15:16 - United States

Today, I was on a roller coaster and this 13 year old sitting next to me was completely terrified. To cheer him up, I threw my hands in the air. While my hands were up, we hit a curve and I elbowed him in the face, making him cry. FML

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Trickydano 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 23:02

Wow... why did you think throwing your hands in the air would cheer him up?

paperfox_fml 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 23:02

Yes indeed, why would you sticking your hands in the air cheer up a 13 year old boy?

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idfk_wtf 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 1:17

W0w epic fail -_-

pewpewnotqq 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 1:22

Bhahaha. That sucks

TriNiBaByDoLL 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 1:25

Wow...that's messed up...at least u tried!

kyreej1 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 1:26

Officer we got a 10-15 elbowing in progress suspect is being beligerent..OFFICER down lmao

x5tar 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 1:29

It was on purpose.

1nicent1 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 1:30

Now he's not scared of roller coasters but he's scared of the people next to him XD

casualcabby 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 1:30

Wow hes thirteen and cried from a little elbow im thirteen

Iwuvsu0_o 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 1:33

What 13 year old boy cries!

MadeInCanada 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 1:39

I wish I was there.

grizsta 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 1:39

If he sees you again he would put his arms in the air and start elbowing you

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