immisterbulldops
Brisbane, Australia
Today, I was helping my dad sell furniture online after a messy divorce. After organising everything to be picked up, it turned out the buyer was the guy Mum had the affair with. What are the chances? FML
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Tripartita 45
Not content with taking her love, he decided to come back for the loveseat too.
RichardPencil 32
Higher than you think. When the guy saw the furniture, it reminded him of the great times he had on those pieces, so to speak.
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torrea 19
Wow, maybe he was buying them for your mom, she was sick of your dad not her furniture lol
Kitatai 5
organizing is spelled with a z...
mizzfrizzle 0
Not in other parts of the world, smart one. American English isn't the only "correct" way.
Saercia 6
Unless you live in any other English speaking country...like New Zealand, Australia, or um, England
Royness 8
Organise and organize are different spellings of the same word. Organize is the preferred spelling in the U.S. and Canada, and organise is more common outside North America. This extends to all the word’s derivatives, including organized/organised, organizing/organising, and organization/organisation.
CGPainting 0
Should have beat his a*ss, or just not sold him the furniture
CGPainting 0
I'm kidding about the beat his a*ss part. I know you want to, but it would be a horrible idea. Then she would feel justified in her debauchery, you'd look like "the bad guy", and likely even go to jail (cuz you just KNOW she would press charges.)
taintedtruffle 42
It's not an affair if it's only on line / text.